milkbaer teenagerposts me: *drops something*me: *stares down at it in disappointment for a few seconds before picking it up* Source: onehundredpercentdun
misslilzz chikier whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.” thetomska similarly whenever anyone says “excuse me” reply with “you’re excused” and respond to “i’m sorry” with “you will be” Source: chikier